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I wrote this app to create ambient sounds in your house while you are gone. Just launch it and select how big your house is with what appliances and pets you have. It creates the random noises that matches your property. Dishwasher, vacuuming, somebody doing laundry, people visiting furnished with clinking plates, glasses, silverware, and pets playing in the background.
If the drapes are closed and this is running, there’s no crook that will break into your house. A lot cheaper than a 3 year contract with ADT!
Click here to see the interface: I’m @ Home
Patent pending.
I'm hooked on etymology, folklore, writing, live music, and making movies. I jam the axe and I'm currently learning how to beat the skins. I write cool software and meaningful screenplays.
I like to drive fast with the top down in the rain with the music cranked.
My tastes in TV, music, film, and literature are broad but obscure. I keep a journal, write screenplays, compose music, take many pictures, and create software.
When camping at night, you can find me staring into the campfire either playing the guitar or telling a spooky story under the moonlight. I love thunder storms, Friday is my favorite day and my favorite number is 9. 
