ツ Thanks eHarmony…

ツ Thanks eHarmony…

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Per the eHarmony website:

“Communicate with compatible local singles who are matched with you based on our 29 Dimensions® of Compatibility.”

“We do the hard work for you—no endless searching of pictures and profiles, we bring compatible matches to you using our patented Compatibility Matching System®”

eHarmony is trying to boost sales and interest on their site through Jan 3rd by offering their service for free through Sunday. I said, “What the hell, I’ll give it a shot.” After entering my *29 dimensions of compatibility* which took 30 minutes – this is what the eHarmony website displayed. What a great way to start the New Year. It’s pretty much on target since 2002. I’m used to it. FUGZ…

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I tried again today:



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I'm hooked on etymology, folklore, writing, live music, and making movies. I jam the axe and I'm currently learning how to beat the skins. I write cool software and meaningful screenplays. I like to drive fast with the top down in the rain with the music cranked. My tastes in TV, music, film, and literature are broad but obscure. I keep a journal, write screenplays, compose music, take many pictures, and create software. When camping at night, you can find me staring into the campfire either playing the guitar or telling a spooky story under the moonlight. I love thunder storms, Friday is my favorite day and my favorite number is 9.